Quirky Artist Admirer Gifts

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Dead Funny

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

bird interprets modern art

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Cactus seats.

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

Egyptian Football

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"What a way to go."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

allovertheplace.com

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

When lice dream.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.