Glitch Appreciator Pillows

"It's still in beta."

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

"Cat with nine still lives"

"Here's your sweater back."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Spider Web Musical Score.

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Dog steals a cricket ball.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Good Kitty No More.

Miracles on 34th Street.

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'It won't get airborne.'

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

"Good Lord! He picked the salad fork!"

'Well, what did you expect? We're Dung Beetles, remember?!'

Cat sitting atop sleeping woman's head uses long straw to drink from glass in her lap.