Glitch Enthusiasts Pillows

'It just seems like, ever since the system upgrade, nothing's where it should be.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'At ease, soldier.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'You know, termite queens have over 100 million offspring. I mean, just saying...'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

Haunted museum

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."