Climate Quirk Appreciator T-Shirts

"It's bad enough we males have to sit on the eggs, but now I'm even starting to have hot flashes!"

Global Warming.

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'How are we spelling Dear?'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Football fan

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

"Are you binge watching again?"

Environmental Clues

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

Ian McCaskill

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

'These are humans. Normally they are quite harmless, but if you touch their food or make fun of their beliefs they can become VERY aggressive.'

Estate Agents - Now in!! Affordable houses (flooded).

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

Spring Rituals

'I first became concerned when I noticed how much faster the ice was melting in my gin and tonic.'

Beware of the dog in the igloo

"You know what I dream of sometimes? Somehow to find a way to have a shower, or even better, a bath..."

Beggars Find Global Warming Hard To Believe In.

'The long-range forecast includes rain, sunshine, fog, snow, mild spells and high winds - Now prove that wrong!'

'Explain to me again how installing solar lights will solve the lack of winter sunshine in the Antarctic?'

'But then the warm weather comes along, and you regret being so damn woolly.'

Do you have to smack your tongue when you chew? Says the guy who spits his fingernails everywhere. Peccadilloes.

"Do you know something. I think you might be right about this global warning thing."

Hey Jeff, have you ever realized that it's warmer in the fridge than outside?

"The weather's been so unpredictable this year."