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"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Summer Reading"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Blue Stockings

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Downloads.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Addicted to reading

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Freedom of the press

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

Technology and literature

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."