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'Oh look, it's Mr Palmer.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Gracie, why so sad?"

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"They grow up so slow."

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

"In layman's terms, I just rewound your biological clock."

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

"What happens in grade two stays in grade two. Right, Ms. Wesley?"

'You were so right, Martha, the mountains don't compare with a vacation at the shore.'

Fight for your summer.

'This nip and tuck business - can I have the tuck without the nip?'

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'