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'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Gracie, why so sad?"

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I don't wanna 'adult' today."

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

"They grow up so slow."

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"You're not ready for school to start, are you?"

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

'You were so right, Martha, the mountains don't compare with a vacation at the shore.'

"The gentleman opposite would like to buy you more time."

Last day of school.

"In layman's terms, I just rewound your biological clock."

"What happens in grade two stays in grade two. Right, Ms. Wesley?"