Summer Holidays Mugs

'I just hope there'll be time for a short vacation between camp and school.'

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'But, Mom, what do the fish do for thirty minutes after they eat?'

'What were you sent up for?'

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Buried at the Beach

'I don't want to hear another 'Are we there yet?'. And that goes for you kids too!'

Summertime

"Okay - we need to find something for you kids to do this summer..."

"Where do you want to worry we're spending too much money this summer?"

"The end of school is the saddest time of the year. I hate saying goodbye to all my friends."

'This is your principal speaking. There are several parents in my office who would like to speak to you about how you plan to implement the new curriculum in September. Hello? Hello?'

After spending the summer home with the kids, teacher pay doesn't seem all that high after all.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Summer Camp

Big is beautiful.

"Don't worry, Mom. My mind will bounce back in September."

I miss recess!

'We're starting a car pool. Want to join?'

'Are we there yet?'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'I love coming home from work in summer, knowing I still have a long, warm evening in front of me. . . why is my house draining??'

'Honest Dad! All I said was school holidays!'

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

All set for the summer holiday!

'Remember, never let adults know summer vacation can sometimes be boring or they may make it shorter.'

Beach Scene

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

George can overreact when people criticise his barbecues.

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'