Summer Holiday Seeker Mugs

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Holiday time.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Marshmallows

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Are we there yet?'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'How very Cumbria.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Tourists in Egypt

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Try me/try me/try me...

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."