Summer Vacations Mugs

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

Penguin on a beach: 'Stop Global Warming'.

You're getting warmer.

"I hate how my Mom is so cheerful my first day back to school."

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

'It's the middle of summer and the family is beginning to fear that you're stalking them.'

Fathers Day

"So how was your first week of school?"

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

'I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I don't think they're gonna miss us over the summer. I think they stopped missing us in April.'

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

Excess Baggage: Experiences travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

Excess Baggage: Wheeled carry on luggage we would really like to see...

On Holidays!

'Do you want flies with that?'

"This isn't the way to the sno-cone stand."

"Crud! I forgot to do my homework!"

"Summer's a ride that's way too short."

"Cut the drama, Baldo...and have a great summer."

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

"That's the last time I book our holidays at smartvacation.com!"

Coronavirus in summer

Sunbathing

Larry was completely out of line – and so the fish went free.

"I tan easily."

"We should've expected this last June when they closed but didn't sell the fixtures."

"What happens in Camp Matawaski stays in Camp Matawaski."

The Annual Hamptons Back to Wall Street Tie Fly

Where the wild things summer

Sludgies

The New Summer.

'There's been a mistake. We're the summer people!'

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.