Planning A Summer Vacation Mugs

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Marshmallows

'Are we there yet?'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Young Picasso at the Beach

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Try me/try me/try me...

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"