Waterproof Wonder Pillows

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

Young Jesus learning to walk on water with waterwings around his ankles.

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

"Wow nice jump!"

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'We're de-salting water?'

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

"I'll be honest, Raymond. I really don't give a damn about the wetlands."

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Complaints: 'Yes?'

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'