Animal Wonderer Mugs

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'But what is the universe for?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Little help?"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Zoo animals.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

Wild Cow.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Pull...'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"I always wanted to work with animals."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Hyenas as Pets

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

Musical Pipe

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Have Horns Venn

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Canada Goose