Wildlife Whimsy Seekers T-Shirts

Turtles are natural born sledders.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Monkey-artist

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Zoo animals.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

We never roam anymore.

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Wild Cow.

'Pull...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Hyenas as Pets

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Bear Signpost.

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Frogs

Rattlecornsnake

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Have Horns Venn

Tarzan mobile phone

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."