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'Once Fuggie made up his mind, there was no stopping him. He left Kenya and headed straight for the Logansport big top.'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Off to see the world

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Injured backpacker.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Scurile travels

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

The Airport.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

We never roam anymore.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Mass Travel

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.