Wildlife Whimsy T-Shirts

Genetic Laxity - Albino Zebra.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Zoo animals.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Wild Cow.

'Pull...'

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Fancy a swift half?'

Frogs

Hyenas as Pets

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Canada Goose

Have Horns Venn

"Fasten your seat belt."

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Tarzan mobile phone

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"This thing is so slow!"

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

Zoo: Board of Directors Stare Down

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

"Call Audobon and my attorney!"

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.