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Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Sale on 38 Liter Hats."

"I'm sensing an awful lot of hostility here, stranger."

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Cowboy

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'I hate reruns.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Mermaids

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

"Alright, if Outlaw A is 6 foot 2, 220 punds and Outlaw B is 6 foot 4, 245 pounds, is Town C in fact big enough for the both of em?"

"Dragons were never out of style."

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

Cowboys on a Journey Within

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

The Innumerate Seven

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

Just Protestors

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'