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Davey Crockett passed his bar exam.

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Sale on 38 Liter Hats."

"I'm sensing an awful lot of hostility here, stranger."

Cowboy

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'I hate reruns.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Mermaids

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cattle drive jumped over the moon.

"Alright, if Outlaw A is 6 foot 2, 220 punds and Outlaw B is 6 foot 4, 245 pounds, is Town C in fact big enough for the both of em?"

"Dragons were never out of style."

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

The Innumerate Seven

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

Cowboys on a Journey Within

Just Protestors

"Well, if it isn't the Fascinator Four."

It's hardly a claim to fame: Most of us have had ancestors killed by Buffalo Bill...

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

Dragons look at map that says 'You be here.'

Indian Ironing Teepee.

"It strikes me you're making a deal more fuss over this than it calls for, Dan'l."