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Walker asking rustic for directions

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You're famous, Angus."

Cow and Milk

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

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"Herb's from Texas."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

About time!

"That was definitely mine."