Outdoor Relaxation Innovator T-Shirts

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

My God, I need to fart.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Mad about Roses!

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

Coffee

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Bird Bath.

"Streaming"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

A man sitting in the grass reading