Outdoor Relaxation Innovator T-Shirts

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

My God, I need to fart.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Yoga.

Mad about Roses!

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Life's a Bench.

Yoga To-Do

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Coffee

"Streaming"

Bird Bath.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.