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Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Sausages.

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"You like yours well done, right?"

Holiday Supplies

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'Come and get it!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Barbecue