Mountain Climbing Instructor Gifts

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Happy Hour

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Rock Climber

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

The Path

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Danger: Falling animals

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."