Rock Climbing Instructor Gifts

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Call the zoo...their mountain goat has escaped again'

"My word. . . so this is how they now climb the corporate ladder. . .?"

Easter Island legs

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

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'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Bad times to sneeze

Planting a Flag on the Summit

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"How do I get down?"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Remember when?... When was that?

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Easter Island Rock Climber