Rock Climbing Instructor Mugs

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Call the zoo...their mountain goat has escaped again'

"My word. . . so this is how they now climb the corporate ladder. . .?"

Easter Island legs

Rock Climber

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"How do I get down?"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Easter Island Rock Climber

Remember when?... When was that?

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'