Climbing Instructor Gifts

'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'

Staff picks at a mountain gear shop.

'Okay! As soon as you guys all get up here we'll have our first seminar...'

'It must be the G8 Summit.'

'I don't think flashing your Audubon membership card will do any good.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Missing you...

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

Mountain climbing classes has a small rock for beginners.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Rubbish and Everest

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Blind man sky diving with his guide dog.

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"My word. . . so this is how they now climb the corporate ladder. . .?"

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Bob's a tool belt."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'I've told you before, Warner. You're not allowed to spend the entire day complaining until you make partner.'

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

Scuba Diving Devil

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver