Rock Climbing Guru Gifts

'That sounds very troubling. Come sit, be at one with the universe. You could probably use the vitamin D.'

Easter Island legs

Lennon and McCartney.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Rock Climber

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Eric Clapton.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

The Path

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Joe Henry

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Bad times to sneeze

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)