High-altitude Guru Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for your high-altitude guru? Celebrate their passion for mountains and altitude with our range of humorously inspiring and creatively designed products. Whether they’re a mountaineer, trail blazer, or sky enthusiast, find something that matches their adventurous spirit on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints. These thoughtful items are sure to lift their mood and fuel their next high-altitude adventure.

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'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!' mockup

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

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Apples for sale

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever! mockup

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

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Intelligent people laugh too!

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'But what is the universe for?'

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off! mockup

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

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'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

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"Bonk!"

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"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading." mockup

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

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Newton's Cradle Solar System

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'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!' mockup

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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His and Hers Gravity Bars.

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"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination." mockup

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms. mockup

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

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Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang. mockup

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

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"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?" mockup

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

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'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!' mockup

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

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A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth mockup

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

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"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity." mockup

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

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'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III' mockup

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

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"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?" mockup

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

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Newton discovers anti-gravity,

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Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.' mockup

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

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If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered. mockup

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

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Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months. mockup

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

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Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog. mockup

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

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Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule. mockup

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

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'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?' mockup

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

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Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!' mockup

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

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Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did mockup

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

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High-altitude Guru Gifts Collection

High-altitude Guru Mugs

Discover more high-altitude themed mugs that celebrate mountain lovers and adventurers like your high-altitude guru.

High-altitude Guru Pillows

Find cozy pillows that bring mountain magic into their living space, perfect for any high-altitude lover’s home or cabin.

High-altitude Guru Prints

Choose from inspiring prints that capture the spirit of elevation and adventure, ideal for decorating a mountain enthusiast’s space.

High-altitude Guru T-Shirts

Explore a range of high-altitude inspired t-shirts perfect for hikers, climbers, and sky enthusiasts seeking stylish adventure wear.