Mountain-climbing Guru Seeker Gifts

'Have you tried adjusting your grip on the golf club?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

Mount Everest.

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'That sounds very troubling. Come sit, be at one with the universe. You could probably use the vitamin D.'

'No. . . this isn't the fiscal cliff.'

'The meaning of 'life', my son? Well, let me see.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute'

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Castle in the Clouds

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'This just isn't working - the mountains constantly remind me of the peaks and valleys of a business chart!'

"Sofa so good!"

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'Assault on Mount Stinky...now that's a big adventure.'