Peak-climbing Gps Guru Gifts

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Recalculating route..."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Recalculating

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

Recalculating!

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Recalculating!

GPS flag in road

Well, let's wait and see what the GPS says next.

"Sorry I'm late - my Uber driver turned out to be the Google Maps guy."

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

'Backseat driver...'

GPS HIghway to Hell

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

"When the mist clears, turn right."

"You destination is around the next curve."

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."

"YIKES!"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

Crab-Nav