Mountain-climbing Guru Seeker T-Shirts

'Have you tried adjusting your grip on the golf club?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

Mount Everest.

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'I'm trying to become enlightened, but my stomach keeps growling and interrupting me!'

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

"If I told you the secret of life, it wouldn't be a secret anymore."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'No. . . this isn't the fiscal cliff.'

'That sounds very troubling. Come sit, be at one with the universe. You could probably use the vitamin D.'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"Oops! Sorry about that! Hey, real quick. . . what is the meaning of life?"

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

'The meaning of 'life', my son? Well, let me see.'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute'

'You realize, we can't have frozen yogurt EVERY day.'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

Castle in the Clouds

"Looks like Goopta just has a major paradigm shift."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'This just isn't working - the mountains constantly remind me of the peaks and valleys of a business chart!'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"Sofa so good!"

What was Rudy like as a child, Mort? He was a very adventurous young man. Every time I visited, he would tell me about his exploits. About how he climbed mountains with some other child named Q-bert