Ski Guide Gifts

'We do our best to help you tourists...only we're up against global warming,sir!'

"I'm off it for Lent."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Butterflies

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

ET Mishap

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Flyfishing for dummies.

Happy Hour

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

Ski lift mobile

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'First of all, relax.'