Outdoor Adventure Guide Gifts

Bob learned an important lesson that day. Dog helps those who help themselves.

'Emergency department: 200m'

'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

"Portrait of a Lady"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).