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'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Vineyard

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The World's Easiest Airport

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Tourists in Egypt

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

How am I abducting?

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."