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'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Tourists in Egypt

The World's Easiest Airport

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

How am I abducting?

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.