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Nelson encounters the legendarily dangerous reading shark.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Carl! There's a door on the top here!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Culture Saturday

'Now that's an afro!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Fishing sign.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Snowmen Around The World...

Tourists and their Pets.

'Echo Tourism'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa