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Sign on mountain - Pick Your Own Route

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Local Knowledge

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'