Ghost Tour Guide Pillows

"It's very awkward when it sticks like that!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Culture Saturday

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Fishing sign.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'It must be the dead sea.'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'