Ghost Tour Enthusiast Gifts

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Welcome Ghost.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghostship

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."