Hitchhiking Hopeful T-Shirts

I figured it might get more attention since everyone's on their phones.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Anywhere but here

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"Vegas"

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

Berlin

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

Clear Lake.

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

"I picked up a couple of hitchhikers. You don't mind, do you?"

Douglas Adams

Headless hitch hiker holds sign stating his destination: Sleepy Hollow.

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

Jesus hitch-hiking with his cross.

"Had to give up hitchhiking. I got carpal tunnel syndrome."

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

'Say! Isn't that the guy who writes the budget travel guides!?'

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

Hitchhiking tourists.

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitch-Hikers: Frankenstein

I suffered a freak accident several years ago where I lost all of my fingers except my middle one, so I'm not really giving you the finger, I'm just trying to thumb a ride.

30th Parallel Hitchhiker

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Cowboy hitchhiker holds sign which reads; Out of town by sun up.