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'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Don Quixote

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Child in a bear suit.

Anywhere but here

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Man proposes holding a balloon.

Ballon escapee

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

'Look! A bald flower.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Cat playing Golf.

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Life is too short to be little.'