Hitchhiking Dreamer Mugs

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Don Quixote

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

Trueman Dewayne Lafayette: collector of the imaginary,

Anywhere but here

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Child in a bear suit.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Ballon escapee

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Man proposes holding a balloon.

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Yeah, your inner child called. They want a nap, a juice box, and a restraining order." "Ruining whoops, running a country is tough. Maybe I need to relax and channel my inner child."

'Look! A bald flower.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'Life is too short to be little.'

"Vegas"