Hitchhiking Humorist T-Shirts

Headless hitch hiker holds sign stating his destination: Sleepy Hollow.

The Grim Reaper hitchhiking to Death Valley.

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"I said slime."

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Anywhere but here

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

LOOK BHIND U!

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Sheep striptease'.

The Sensitive Dude.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Snowman Tattoo

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.