Hiking Humor Pillows

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Isn't this view amazing."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Fork in the trail.

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'Oops, sorry!'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

The walking dead

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"Because we're jerks."

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"It's customary to climb all the way up."

There's no way you could have attained Nirvana already — you don't even have hemorrhoids yet.

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

'Looks like we're having bacon and eggs for breakfast. Ready?'

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."