Stylish Hiker Gifts

Inappropriate footwear

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Bear Recycling.

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"No, I don't have any weed."

Big RV Camping

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!