Stylish Hiker Mugs

Inappropriate footwear

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've got a friend in me."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Bear Recycling.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

"No, I don't have any weed."

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

When hiking trail crosses campaign trail...VOTE!