Fashion-forward Hiker Gifts

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Man Walking His Dog

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"Say it’s beautiful!"

Season Finale.

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

'Your new golf shoes are ruined.'

"How far is that in city blocks?"

"This shirt, kerchief, and pants – all Ralph Lauren. The belt and my undergarments – Calvin Klein."