Fashion-forward Hiker Pillows

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Rogue elephant

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Man Walking His Dog

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"Say it’s beautiful!"

Season Finale.

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

'Your new golf shoes are ruined.'

"How far is that in city blocks?"

"This shirt, kerchief, and pants – all Ralph Lauren. The belt and my undergarments – Calvin Klein."