Fashionable Wanderer Pillows

"How far is that in city blocks?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Hoxton map.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Pizza London Eye

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

Thong World.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Lady Gaga

Boyfriend Shirt.