Modern-day Hiker Gifts

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Fly Fishing

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Oh, crap.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Who can we call?"

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"You've got a friend in me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

It's kind of a cross between hunting and gathering --- I calling it "taxing."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."