Modern-day Hiker Mugs

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Fly Fishing

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Weird things I do because of the internet

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Who can we call?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"You've got a friend in me."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"I told you it was a universal truth."

Bear Recycling.

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'