Tech-savvy Hiker Gifts

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I experienced a rare moment of inner peace and solitary introspection, so of course I had to post a selfie."

"No, we're not telling you the password - you have to use TheWoodsWiFi - Guest."

"Let's take a quick power walk."

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

Check out this brilliant photo. Not interested. I'll blow it up. It's high-concept. It's me and five friends on a hike. One friend took a picture of another. Then a third friend took a picture of those two, and so on. It's totally meta! Freeze! What? Zoom in on the side. What is that? It's Bigfoot! You were so consumed with your gadgets you missed Sasquatch?! Big deal. It's not like we had an extra camera for him. The proverbial big picture is very, very frightening.

"Guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."

'I told you before: Don't text while rock climbing!'

Wi-fi Zone.

Not now Alexa, I'm having a bit of me time.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Pan Extension Chord

"Who can we call?"

Coffee shop

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Birds with Headphones

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Tarzan mobile phone

Scenic selfie site

Astronaut Selfie.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Data, data everywhere!'