Starting A New Hiking Journey Gifts

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Oh, crap.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Trail mix?"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

Set sail

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

Information...

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Earth Reset Button.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Echo Tourists.

Metaphors.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

'According to my horoscope one of us is going on a long journey.'

Trilby - 'Let me go, Taffy...'

'Go out there and carry an olive branch, son, but don't expect too much.'